Emily Clardy

I'm thankful for Emily Clardy. One of the reasons, among many others, that I am thankful for her is for her storytelling ability. Her description of Thursday night is so much better than I think I would be able to do. Mostly, i like being portrayed as the evil mastermind, because i definitely was not. My only role was to propose the idea of switching the evil plan from Christy to Pam, as well as providing transportation to BiLo and self-serve car wash expertise. However, I will let my dear friend Emily tell you the rest of the story:

I'm SO blessed to have the most amazing people on this earth as my best friends! Last night, April 15, 2010 was a night for the books! After a great night of BCM, everybody was standing around talking, enjoying cake and cookies....but evil was stirring in the room in the form of sarah strickland, matthew stephens, elizabeth hughes, megan addis, and MYSELF! ha! For a couple of weeks this group including Pamela Lyons, had been planning to trash Christy Brown's car. Tonight was the night. We had some communication difficulties between all of us and mother goose whose name will be kept in discretion for her safety...but it was finally coming together! Sarah and I ran to Bi-Lo to buy saran wrap and 1200 pretty little post-its! When we got back to the bcm building with the ammo loaded up in Strickland's car, we walked in and encountered a beautiful, smiling, precious Christy Brown. But where was Pamela Michelle Lyons? PLAYING ULTIMATE! She had also supposedly been the mastermind of this project and did not provide us with the information we needed to take down Christy's truck, and now she was playing ultimate? what?! oooooohhhhh no. Sarah Strickland's evil lightbulb got super bright as a great twist to the plot formed in her sweet little head. "Let's get Pam." "Agreed." Well, we got Christy in on it too.

Before you know it me, matt stephens, christy brown, sarah strickland, megan addis, elizabeth hughes, and sara touchet are covering Pam's car in a mess of love! Katelyn Cooper watched us a bit and laughed, and tons of people continued driving by and laughing and being like WOOOOOO YEA!!! but that coulda been the alcohol in them...it was Thursday. Either way...it caused quite a speculation! Sara Touchet had an amazing idea to get chocolate syrup and write "Just Married," on the back of Pam's car, and then tie strings to cups and tie those on the back of the car. Elizabeth filled them with soap so that when Pam touched them they would get her hands slippery! Everybody's little devil had popped out and it was crazy!

Then, as we are in the midst of trashing this car- there comes along the night guard parking police. UH-OH! He says" What's the occasion?" I say, "She's our best friend and we love her." To which he sas, "Hm nice way to show it! Here, (he hands me a parking ticket envelope) place this on her car, that'll make her feel real loved!" HAAAA!!!!! SWEEET SAUCE BOSS! just we needed!
Matthew placed it on the windshield just so nicely! Then after the car was covered in post-its, saran wrap, and chocolate, Matt squirted it down with this ginormous bottle of Palmolive lavender soap...if you've ever washed dishes at the BCM with this soap, you know that it sucks and like clumps up and won't wash off without some good scrubbing. So it was perfect!

WE then all run around here and there, Elizabeth, Megan, and Sarah Strickland walked down to the field where Pammie is happily playing a game of ultimate frisbee. They just did some checking in on her to see when she'd be coming back to see "Chrsity's car." Soon she said.So we all sketchily waited and watched. Creepers. Here she comes! Matt runs to get the people hanging out at BCM. Megan, Sarah, and I ran to hide behind some strangers jeep. She saw us...then she saw the car. Her reaction was odd. Haha, she like slowed down...she was on her phone, and she just looked so very not content! About this time, Christy pulls up in the truck, we run and jump in the tailgate. So we now have Christy and I don't know who in the front seat, and like 6 people in the back, we rode by and snapped pictures of Pam and the car. then we hid behind some bushes and again, being creepers, watched Pam from a small distance. She was still on her phone, and then she saw the parking violoation.....a few minutes later we hear sirens and see blue lights coming up this way and the entire group of us hiding behind the bushes darted and ran off. Hmm, so now we know who runs from the law! Ha! nah, I totally would too! But, Sarah and I realized they weren't coming for us, so we went to help Pam clean it up. Jason Elvington was helping her there too. We all got together and cleaned it up. Matt, sarah and I helped Pam wash the car at the Tiger Bubble Bath....again a soapy wet mess, but fun!!

The night ended on a couple rounds of Taco Bell, and watching the end of the frat and sorority dance off. hahaha! So yes. I love my friends!