scheming

Because Emily Clardy was not in attendance last night, and subsequently unable to document our shenanigans for the rest of us to plagiarize, it looks like it's my responsibility now.

Last night, Elizabeth Hughes and I wanted to play Super Nintendo at BCM. The FCA band was doing auditions and interviews, so we couldn't play nintendo right away, much to our dismay. Sara Touchet and Matt Stephens and I started doing homework like the studious, responsible students we are. Elizabeth convinced me to come outside and water ballooned me, thus checking me off of her infamous "hit list".

Today is Elizabeth's birthday, and since it has gotten to be thoroughly annoying with her not having a cell phone, Megan Addis decided to be gracious and give her an old cellular device. While Elizabeth was distracted with said cellular device, the stash of water balloons was stolen out of her car and her car alarm began to go off. Elizabeth was then bombarded with water balloons when she went to turn off her alarm. Payback.

Our team lines were a little blurry - but after a little while of running around with swords and lightsabers and pitchers full of water, filling up the last few water balloons, locking each other out of the building, and mostly just ME GETTING WET, Megan and I were able to sneak out the back while Elizabeth was distracted. At this point, I think she was carrying around a pitcher of water and a large rock for reasons unbeknownst to us.

We drove off - schemed - called our cohorts and schemed some more - and finally went back to BCM and pushed Elizabeth into the car and kidnapped her to Waffle House (Me, Megan, Matt and Elizabeth - Touchet stayed to do work) where we continued to scheme. Because, see, during this time SARA TOUCHET was not wet, and had turned on ALL OF US. That little smooth talker. So, we devised a plan. We filled the water balloons, hid behind BCM, while Elizabeth called Touchet screaming about us throwing her in the lake and how she needed her to come pick her up. She fell for it.

Then we got her too. glorious. oh, except by this time it was after midnight and none of us had made a substantial dent in our homework.

man i'm gonna miss this.